And Speaking of Dr. Oz’s Colon…

“Coming up!!! Dr. Oz reveals the shocking results of his second colonoscopy.” WOW! Just….Wow. We were about to go see Pirates of the Caribbean – On Stranger Tides at Downtown Disney, but, heck, I’m staying right here on the edge of my seat. Dr. Oz’s internal organ scans are always such a thrill. It’ll be THE water cooler topic at work. And I can’t bear the thought of not being in the know…especially after missing his first colonoscopy…

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4 Responses to And Speaking of Dr. Oz’s Colon…

  1. Sharon says:

    Hilarious! Great story.

    Don't those teasers just p*** you off? Orgasm during a bm? Yuck!

    You're going to have enough vaca stories for a book. Start planning your cover photos.

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  2. Jody Worsham says:

    Ok, goooooo to the Magic Kingdom…tuuuuuuuuuurrrrnnn offff the TVVVVVVVV. This is your brain talking to you! I think you have Disney overload. Funny story. Don't think I'll watch though. Matlock and Golden Girls reruns keep me entertained.

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  3. chiliz1 says:

    Great writing! Very funny. And Dr. Oz had an answer for the BM/Orgasm lady, huh? Wow, doctors are great. You can ask them the weirdest things and they can give you a seemingly educated answer. I thought I was an expert on what caused orgasms. I guess you can always learn something new.

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  4. nick says:

    As Dr. Oz's doctor said to the nurse half way through the proceedure: “Where not in Kansas anymore!”

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