The Fine Art of Embalming….and other food for thought

Although details and names have been changed, this really did happen…Honest.

“Now, when you’re working on a body, it’s vitally important to use a water-based embalming solution, rather than a chemical solution. The hydration keeps the skin looking more natural, less….well…less dead.”

I have to laugh at the way Jul, uh Jeremiah keeps…

 

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3 Responses to The Fine Art of Embalming….and other food for thought

  1. Bogator says:

    I almost died laughing. Glad I didn't! You are a funny writer and it seems you find yourself in unusual situations, more than the average citizen. Maybe you are an alien. Thanks for keeping us earthlings laughing!

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  2. Jody Worsham says:

    Wow! Very ghoul I mean cool! Too funny in a seriously dead pan manner. http://themedicaremom.blogspot.com

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  3. Sharon says:

    Gross, but funny! Good job. Where do you find all these weirdos?

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