The Cruelty of CrossFit

I should’ve known better than to listen to Amelia. Because of her my legs no longer work. And I need them to work. Legs are pretty important in the overall scheme of life. Without them I can’t walk and I have nothing to cross. Okay, technically, I still have my legs, but they’re about as useful as a middle aged appendix. And it’s all Amelia’s fault. I would kick her, but since the whole CrossFit debacle of ’11, (two whole days ago) I can’t.

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