Monthly Archives: September 2012

The $10 Chevrolet

So I’m here at the Southern Pines arts and crafts festival selling tickets for the Lighthouse Adult Daycare’s Chevy truck raffle. It’s a great cause. ME: “Sir, would you like to buy a raffle ticket for this super nice, pre-owned … Continue reading

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How to Effectively Utilize the Silent Treatment to Improve your Marriage….or Don’t Drink the Zit Cream.

(if this blog post has word spacing issues or any formatting problems at all, it’s NOT MY FAULT! It’s stupid, communist, liberal Blogger.) I’m a little concerned about Katie, our six month old lab-border collie-Australian shepherd-piranha mix. None of the … Continue reading

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Softly and Tenderly… Jesus Called Susi Weight Home

As I woke up this morning, I kept picturing a doctor in a white coat solemnly flipping off a utilitarian, perhaps red ventilator switch as we all stood weeping around my mother-in-law. The beep, beep, beeping of the monitor would … Continue reading

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