I just got home from spending a week in lovely Bay City, Michigan, where I saw only ONE person wearing Tigers apparel. That’s just so wrong. Those fans need to be slapped around.
Anyway, here’s a conversation I had today that might give you a glimpse as to what I missed and how much my husband and mother must hate going to the store.
ME: “Where’s the Kleenex? I just opened a new box.”
ANDREW: “We used it all.”
ANDREW: “No, we’ve been out of toilet paper since Sunday.”
ME: (laughing) “Thank goodness for Kleenex.”
ANDREW: “And paper towels. We’re out of those too now. But I’m REALLY glad we found the plunger”
ME: “Wow! What have you guys been eating?”
ANDREW: “Well, Grandma’s got this thing about us getting enough fiber. Please don’t make us eat any more bran muffins.”
ME: “What did you use after you ran out of paper towels?”