You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Used Jose Canseco’s Middle Finger to Flip Someone Off.

For that A’s fan on your list who has everything and experiences frequent fits of road rage, here’s the perfect Christmas gift. It’s one of a kind and won’t last long (without being frozen).

If you saw in the news last week where former MLB slugger Jose Canseco’s finger fell off during a poker game… and if you thought to yourself “gosh I’d sure like to have that finger… then today might be your lucky day.

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It’s not listed on ebay yet. (I just checked.) But Canseco seems so excited about profiting from his finger, he might be willing to part with the other nine. Imagine the pride of owning the whole collection.

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Canseco in his 10-finger days.

 

In case you missed the whole “finger shooting, then reattaching, then falling off during poker game” story, here’s the link. 

One thing we can learn from this….when Jose Canseco says “pull my finger,” he might let you keep it.

 

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About angelaweight

Awkward, imperfect, ADD wife to tightly wound financial planner, mom of two boys, and rescuer of lucky stray animals. I should probably see a therapist rather than write a blog. But hopefully I can offer a few laughs along the way.
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One Response to You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Used Jose Canseco’s Middle Finger to Flip Someone Off.

  1. I had heard something about this but I thought I must be hallucinating.
    Now I’m glad it’s really happening, it gave you a reason to start my day with a laugh!

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