April Funny Friday: Easter Candy, Boobs, Baseballs and Tropical Islands

Funny Friday, April 2015

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

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Today’s picture was submitted by Bergham’s Life Chronicles .

15 - Bergham's Life Chronicles April 2015

1. Talk about rushing the holidays! We’re still eating Easter candy and Kroger’s already got pumpkins out!

2. “Make sure you pick two that are exactly the same size. You don’t wanna be walking around all lopsided. And don’t forget to cut the stems off or else people will think you’re feeling too perky.”

3. COACH to TEAM: “Quit complaining! I know they’re not Little League approved, but they’re all we’ve got.”

4. SCHOOL NURSE: “Great! Another dodge ball injury. This is what happens when you cut physical education funding.”

5. Just a few miles south of Easter Island, explorers recently discovered the tiny and obscure Halloween Island. There are no tall face statues here, but the main pumpkin features an unfortunately shaped buttocks.

and a bonus

6. When life gives you pumpkins, make pumpkin-ade. (One sip will make you really grateful for the lemons.)

For more laughter, click here to download my ebook, Just Kidding (Not Really).

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Baking In A Tornado

Someone Else’s Genius

Confessions of a part-time working mom

The Momisodes

Spatulas on Parade

Juicebox Confession

Stacy Sews and Schools

People Don’t Eat Enough Fudge

The Bergham’s Life Chronicles

Follow me home

Measurements of Merriment

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11 Responses to April Funny Friday: Easter Candy, Boobs, Baseballs and Tropical Islands

  1. Tamara says:

    Wow, how creative! Loved them all – the Easter Island topped everything, though!

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  2. angelaweight says:

    Thanks, Tamara! I can’t wait to read yours too.

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  3. #1 speaks the truth, Angela! LOL!
    #4 and the dodgeball: THAT explains everything!
    Happy Weekend!

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  4. peopledonteatenoughfudge says:

    I knew you’d get it done! You can tell by number 2 what kind of parties you get invited to 😉

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  5. Your first one’s my favorite. Probably because one of these days I’m expecting that to be (sad but) true!

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  6. #1 is the truth! Thank you for the laughs! I hope your weekend is fabulous!

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  7. someoneelsesgenius says:

    It’s only a matter of time before #1 is reality. So sad.

    Dodgeball… that explains so much!

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  8. OOOOH!!! I want to go to Halloween Island!!!!!!
    LOVE the lines!!!!

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  9. menopausalmother says:

    #5 and #6 are hilarious!

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  10. Easter and pumpkins…retailers are almost that pushy. Thanks for the laughs.

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