You’d think by now I’d be old enough to know better than to get into a Facebook argument about transgender people with a bunch of “progressives.” Guess not.
You can’t just decide that you’re the opposite sex simply because you feel like you should be. And that glorified Vanity Fair cover? Nice Photoshopping. They could make the Geico caveman look like a lovely feminine model.
And how did he choose the name Caitlyn? Is Jenner not just a female, but a teenaged female?
Tell ya what, progressives. I still feel 18. Though my birth certificate proves that I’m 41, I feel 18 trapped in a middle aged body. And I’m going to have a ton of cosmetic surgery to look 18 again. So you’d better say that I’m 18 or the media will call you ignorant and insensitive….regardless of what my birth certificate clearly states.
Okay, enough of that nonsense and onto tonight’s hard news. According to Australian animal experts, wombats defecate 80 to 100 cubic shaped poo pellets a night.
This video deserves the “WTF am I watching at 1 a.m. when I should be asleep” award.
Just watch it. Please. You’ll thank me when you get to the homemade model of the wombat digestive tract. (I had to check and make sure I wasn’t stoned.)
Don’t you want to see more videos by that woman where she makes wild animal turds out of jello in the name of science? And don’t you love how Australians use the word “scat” to describe feces?
That could cause a potentially disturbing language disconnect. “Well would you look at the time! I better scat! Don’t wanna be late.”