And Another Thing that Ticks Me Off About the Woodlake HOA!!!!

My husband isn’t allowed to park his camo colored golf cart in the woods behind our house because it doesn’t look nice, according to the homeowners’ association.

However, they have no problem with crap like this on every third mailbox?

sorry, Byrds, you’re just a random example I used.

YOU DON’T MAKE A NAME PLURAL BY ADDING “APOSTROPHE S” TO IT. (That just makes it singular possessive, as in the one Byrd’s mailbox.)

I make punctuation errors from time to time, but they’re not broadcast 24/7 on my mailbox!!!

When I asked about it, the community association secretary told me that it’s a homeowner’s right.

Right to what? Look stupid?

So a golf cart in the woods is an eyesore. But rampant punctuation errors that lower the percieved IQ of the entire development are perfectly acceptable?

The thought of living in an underground bunker, deep in the Ozark wilderness is starting to appeal to me.

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About angelaweight

Awkward, imperfect, ADD wife to tightly wound financial planner, mom of two boys, and rescuer of lucky stray animals. I should probably see a therapist rather than write a blog. But hopefully I can offer a few laughs along the way.
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7 Responses to And Another Thing that Ticks Me Off About the Woodlake HOA!!!!

  1. peopledonteatenoughfudge says:

    So what happens if you say ‘fuck it – I’ll park it where I like’? – Do they drag you out at dawn and burn you at the stake? I’m intrigued … But then, there is a house down the road from me with 3 giant ladybirds (seriously, they are a foot across!) adorning the front wall of their house and another one has a ball of fake oasis with PLASTIC flowers stuck in it hanging by her front door, a serious affront to my eyes! Not to mention Bert who must be knocking 80 and who has no problem at all mowing his grass in the nude (except for a fetching gold medallion) – he does have an enviable all over tan though … I half wish I was your neighbour, we could have SO much fun …

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  2. Ellen Dolgen says:

    HAHA! Oh man those homeowner association rules can be great makings for a Saturday Night Live Skit! Hang in there…………

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  3. Yes, everyone has the right to be stupid. Can you imagine if it was against the law? Half the population would be licked-up!

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  4. angelaweight says:

    That’s an interesting excellent point, Cheryl.

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  5. angelaweight says:

    Thanks, Ellen. They’re great SNL fodder.

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  6. Funny! As an editor, this would make me insane having to see it on a regular basis. I’m pretty sure I’d deface it (correct it!) in the dark of night.

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  7. loisaltermark says:

    Don’t even get me started on the HOA. We have had our own issues with them, which almost drove us insane. Those mailboxes are just plain stupid!!

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