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How to Effectively Utilize the Silent Treatment to Improve your Marriage….or Don’t Drink the Zit Cream.
(if this blog post has word spacing issues or any formatting problems at all, it’s NOT MY FAULT! It’s stupid, communist, liberal Blogger.) I’m a little concerned about Katie, our six month old lab-border collie-Australian shepherd-piranha mix. None of the … Continue reading
First Day of School…and the Perils of Being a Socially Awkward Mom
“Just grand, Mom. I’m late on my first day of school,” huffed Jack as we sped past an ambulance trying to make it to Northwest Laurens Elementary before the tardy bell rang. “It’s all your brother’s fault for passing fifth … Continue reading
Random Question from My Pedicurist
“Have you been to Aruba?” asked the gentle Vietnamese pedicurist who spoke only enough English to communicate nail length and color. “Excuse me?” I asked. “Aruba. Have you been to Aruba?” Mind you, this is the only piece of conversational … Continue reading
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Does Your Dog Have this Problem?
My dog Hope has this not-so-attractive habit of regurgitating her food about an hour after eating. Her ample serving of Kibbles and Bits is in line for the intestine coaster when “whoaaa….back out the hatch.” I’m sure it’s very confusing … Continue reading
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Toilet Telephoning: is it just me or is that…. wrong?
“Angela, Honey, I’ve GOT to have the recipe for that soup you made us last night. It was DE-VINE…and such a good colon cleanser.” This is the text I received from my friend Amanda this morning. I can’t help but … Continue reading
Doing the Polar Bear Plunge and Other Stupid Things to Try to Feel Young
I did the New Year’s Day Polar Bear Plunge yesterday at Tybee Island with several hundred other thrill seeking morons, including my husband James. People keep asking “so, what was it like, jumping into the freezing Atlantic Ocean?” “Uhm, it … Continue reading
How to Accidentally Set Your Kid’s Magic Elf on Fire
I’ve never set a stuffed animal on fire before, but there’s a first for everything. Technically, Alfie isn’t an “animal.” He’s a Christmas elf, actually a knock off of those expensive Elves on the Shelf. He’s an elf, who’d have … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas Humor, Elf Magic, Elf on the Shelf, Elfcapades
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