Category Archives: Elf Magic

15 Family Traditions For Decorating Your Christmas Tree

So, I took some liberties with the title just to get non-readers to click the link, but hopefully you’ll learn something anyway… how unsanitary my mop is. Jack’s new elf: Yes, he has a whole face. I stay away from … Continue reading

Posted in butt nursery, Christmas tree decorating, Elf Magic, Jack Nicholson, noble fir, Pine Sol, The Shining. | 5 Comments

How to Accidentally Set Your Kid’s Magic Elf on Fire

I’ve never set a stuffed animal on fire before, but there’s a first for everything. Technically, Alfie isn’t an “animal.” He’s a Christmas elf, actually a knock off of those expensive Elves on the Shelf. He’s an elf, who’d have … Continue reading

Posted in Christmas Humor, Elf Magic, Elf on the Shelf, Elfcapades | 18 Comments