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When Someone Calls You By the Wrong Name, Do You Correct Them?

Today, my older son Andrew celebrated an important adolescent rite of passage. He got braces. This means that he’ll be in much pain tonight…and that my boob lift fund is empty once again, sadly. I know it’s essential for us moms … Continue reading

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What Have I Learned More From Today: Progressive Liberals or YouTube Videos About Wombat Poo?

You’d think by now I’d be old enough to know better than to get into a Facebook argument about transgender people with a bunch of “progressives.” Guess not. You can’t just decide that you’re the opposite sex simply because you … Continue reading

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May Funny Friday: Cinderella, Scooby Doo and Jimmy Buffett.

Hi Kids! It’s Funny Friday time again. If you’ve been a Sanity follower for a while, then you’re familiar with FF. It’s a regular, collaborative feature published on the last Friday of every month. Each month one of the participants submits … Continue reading

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What’s With the Buttocks Shaped Parking Lots Around Here?

I don’t remember parking lots in Georgia being like this. But every parking lot in the strip malls of Richmond Suburbia seems to unfortunately and inexplicably be shaped like a buttocks, complete with centrally located entry/exit corridor. To see what … Continue reading

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If You Were a Fly on the Wall in my Life-Vol II-Sleazy Baseball Moves

Welcome to this month’s Fly on the Wall group post. Today 15 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz … Continue reading

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The Great Weight Family Foreign Exchange Student Hosting Debate

It’s flooding outside and I can’t find my Adderall prescription. I’ve been taking the stuff for 16 years and still don’t know if I spelled it right. Do you ever have one of those serendipitous experiences where an idea keeps … Continue reading

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Angela’s Unsolicited Parenting Advice – Kids Aren’t Helpless

Bear with me. I’ll get this parenting advice bee out of my bonnet soon and be back to self deprecating humor.  Practice saying this to little Johnny (or Ronnie or whatever the Hell your kid’s name is). “I am NOT … Continue reading

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Is That What They Do Up Here In Virginia Schools?

File Under “Did We Really Just Have This Conversation?” At the dinner table tonight… ANDREW: “Today we learned that the elbow has hardly any nerve endings, so it’s not sensitive at all. Like you could be standing there and somebody … Continue reading

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Instantly Ageless? Do Egg Whites Remove Under-Eye Bags? My Own Experiment (with unflattering selfies)

(If you’re easily offended and/or Canadian, please read with caution.) The other day, my friend Jennifer posted on Facebook that she was looking for advice on products to remove (or at least hide) the dark circles under her eyes. I, … Continue reading

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April Funny Friday: Easter Candy, Boobs, Baseballs and Tropical Islands

Funny Friday, April 2015 Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all … Continue reading

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