Tag Archives: insulting questions to ask people

Famous First Lines of Blog Posts I Never Finished

I start way more blog posts than I publish. I bet most bloggers probably do. My drafts folder is getting out of hand…just like the floor of my closet. So as not to waste these brilliant thoughts, I’m going to … Continue reading

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Would You Like Cash Back (and other insulting questions)

Hello Debit/Credit Card Reader Machine at Walmart, On the surface you appear helpful and proactive asking if I’d like cash back on my purchase of a $3.57 package of printer paper. Why yes, I’d like that very much. A whole … Continue reading

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